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Hunter's Guide to a Cleaner Living
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Hunter's Guide to a Cleaner Living

Hunting supernatural monsters, ghosts and beings is a dangerous, thankless work and you don't even get paid for it.

We thank you that you decided anyway to continue the long and noble tradition of hunting to keep your fellow humans safe.

Since you are busy and it is not necessary to reinvent the wheel all the time, cheat sheets are your help. Keep them with your hunting journal.




- I managed to destroy/kill/burn/maim [insert monster name here]. How do I get everything clean again?




What?

Where?

What works?

Blood (human)

clothes

Cold water, shampoo

Blood (supernatural origin)

clothes

Cold water, shampoo

Blood (supernatural origin)

skin

Careful cleaning and checking for contamination, water, aggressive soap

Blood (supernatural origin)

weapons

(depending how much and what weapon Water,) gun oil, soft cloth for polishing

Ectoplasm

clothes

Waiting till the ectoplasm has thickened, then freezing the cloth. The ectoplasm will react like chewing gum and turn brittle.

Ectoplasm

Hair

WD-40 (or comparable lubricant)

Ectoplasm

weapons

WD-40 (or comparable lubricant), soft cloth for polishing

Innards (human)

clothes

First, cleaning the blood of. After that it depends which organs contaminate the cloth. If contaminated by gastric juice, cloth is beyond remedy. For washing adding fabric softener is recommended

Innards (human)

hair

Water, Shampoo

Innards (human)

skin

Water, Careful cleaning and checking for contamination, human could have been ill, aggressive soap

Innards (human)

weapons

(depending how much and what weapon Water,) gun oil, soft cloth for polishing

Innards (supernatural origin)

clothes

First, cleaning the blood of. After that it depends which organs contaminate the cloth. If contaminated by gastric juice, cloth is beyond remedy. After cleaning bleaching to kill every last possible supernatural bacteria. Fabric softener is recommended

Innards (supernatural origin)

hair

Water, Shampoo, WD-40 (or comparable lubricant), depending on the monster the hair has to be cut

Innards (supernatural origin)

skin

Careful cleaning and checking for contamination, water, aggressive soap

Innards (supernatural origin)

weapons

(depending how much and what weapon Water,) gun oil, soft cloth for polishing

Slime (supernatural origin)

clothes

Depending on monster. If the slime is to stable to wash of, follow the instructions for Ectoplasm (clothes)

Slime (supernatural origin)

hair

Water, Shampoo, WD-40 (or comparable lubricant)

Slime (supernatural origin)

weapons

(depending how much and what weapon Water,) gun oil, soft cloth for polishing

Slobber (supernatural origin)

clothes

After cleaning bleaching to kill every last possible supernatural bacteria. Fabric softener is recommended

Slobber (supernatural origin)

hair

Water, Shampoo

Slobber (supernatural origin)

skin

Careful cleaning and checking for contamination, water, aggressive soap

Slobber (supernatural origin)

weapons

(depending how much and what weapon Water,) gun oil, soft cloth for polishing





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So I'm guessing you've got some personal experience with these things. Lol. =)

Sorry, what did you say?
I just got the jeans with the ectoplasm out of the freezer

This is something the guys could use. I bet they get a lot of strange looks when they visit a laundromat.

I bet Dean could have written this himself when he was a teen.

This is really cute. :P Awesome job!

This is genius, I love it. :)

This is great! I'll be sure to use it! :)

Use it? What do you do that you would need it?

This is a wonderful, handy reference!

Perfect for keeping in your hunting journal...

Great reference guide LOL

To be given to every new hunter

i love this! it's so practical! and for newbie hunters, no doubt very useful. (and how much do i love that fabric softener is recommended for pretty much every occasion when "throw those clothes in the washing machine" is the solution? i love it a lot.)

Well, it is a cheat sheet. Practical was the idea.


And even big, strong hunters enjoy soft clothes...

Haha, this is excellent.

FYI, salt also gets blood stains out of clothes (though you have be careful because it can also remove dyes). I always thought that Sam and Dean probably used that method, given that they always have salt on hand. ;)

Thanks

There are a lot of ways to get blood stains out of clothes, sometimes the only thing you need is cold water.
And look at the boys hair. These guys have always shampoo, too

Love it! To help deter Leviathans you can add Borax powder to your wash. Not only does it keep Leviathans at bay, but it gets the whites whiter! XD

This is hilarious and excellent. TIME GO TO BUY SOME WD-40 IN BULK. XDD

That moment when Sam's just like, "uhhh yeah I own a bike maintenance shop."

WD-40 in hair? So that's their secret! This is awesome.

To give it that extra shine

Ha! CUTE! WD-40 cures all. Hmm, though I bet Goo Gone might work for some of the gummier, um, secretions?

So absurd, I'm actually considering this. *snert*

I love that slobber is one of the substances. For those days when you meet an overly enthusiastic happy hellhound. Great post. On a practical note, I have to remember the freezer for gum.

Enthusiastic happy hellhounds, skinwalkers and strange krypto-zoological creatures.

I thought the gum freezing thing was generally known

Just found this again--love it!

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