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Hunter's Guide to a Cleaner Living

Hunter's Guide to a Cleaner Living

Hunting supernatural monsters, ghosts and beings is a dangerous, thankless work and you don't even get paid for it.

We thank you that you decided anyway to continue the long and noble tradition of hunting to keep your fellow humans safe.

Since you are busy and it is not necessary to reinvent the wheel all the time, cheat sheets are your help. Keep them with your hunting journal.




- I managed to destroy/kill/burn/maim [insert monster name here]. How do I get everything clean again?




What?

Where?

What works?

Blood (human)

clothes

Cold water, shampoo

Blood (supernatural origin)

clothes

Cold water, shampoo

Blood (supernatural origin)

skin

Careful cleaning and checking for contamination, water, aggressive soap

Blood (supernatural origin)

weapons

(depending how much and what weapon Water,) gun oil, soft cloth for polishing

Ectoplasm

clothes

Waiting till the ectoplasm has thickened, then freezing the cloth. The ectoplasm will react like chewing gum and turn brittle.

Ectoplasm

Hair

WD-40 (or comparable lubricant)

Ectoplasm

weapons

WD-40 (or comparable lubricant), soft cloth for polishing

Innards (human)

clothes

First, cleaning the blood of. After that it depends which organs contaminate the cloth. If contaminated by gastric juice, cloth is beyond remedy. For washing adding fabric softener is recommended

Innards (human)

hair

Water, Shampoo

Innards (human)

skin

Water, Careful cleaning and checking for contamination, human could have been ill, aggressive soap

Innards (human)

weapons

(depending how much and what weapon Water,) gun oil, soft cloth for polishing

Innards (supernatural origin)

clothes

First, cleaning the blood of. After that it depends which organs contaminate the cloth. If contaminated by gastric juice, cloth is beyond remedy. After cleaning bleaching to kill every last possible supernatural bacteria. Fabric softener is recommended

Innards (supernatural origin)

hair

Water, Shampoo, WD-40 (or comparable lubricant), depending on the monster the hair has to be cut

Innards (supernatural origin)

skin

Careful cleaning and checking for contamination, water, aggressive soap

Innards (supernatural origin)

weapons

(depending how much and what weapon Water,) gun oil, soft cloth for polishing

Slime (supernatural origin)

clothes

Depending on monster. If the slime is to stable to wash of, follow the instructions for Ectoplasm (clothes)

Slime (supernatural origin)

hair

Water, Shampoo, WD-40 (or comparable lubricant)

Slime (supernatural origin)

weapons

(depending how much and what weapon Water,) gun oil, soft cloth for polishing

Slobber (supernatural origin)

clothes

After cleaning bleaching to kill every last possible supernatural bacteria. Fabric softener is recommended

Slobber (supernatural origin)

hair

Water, Shampoo

Slobber (supernatural origin)

skin

Careful cleaning and checking for contamination, water, aggressive soap

Slobber (supernatural origin)

weapons

(depending how much and what weapon Water,) gun oil, soft cloth for polishing




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    I just leave that here to remind me... Rowena/Charlie B. Sam/Gabriel Dean/Benny Crowley/Meg

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  • SPNPairingBingo

    I just leave that here to remind me... Rowena/Charlie B. Sam/Gabriel Dean/Benny Crowley/Meg

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